batmansymbol:

deepintothisdarknesspeering:

I was driving down the road and some lady blew her stop sign and I almost crashed right into her and the literal moment I was slamming on the brake my freakin phone starts ringing

my rinGTONE IS STAYIN’ ALIVE

I COULD HAVE DIED AND THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE LAST THING I HEARD