Aries- “You should have known better than to make me mad!”
Taurus- “I told you not to push me. I can only bottle it up for so long.”
Gemini- “I’d love to stay and chat, but..”
Cancer- “It’s time for me to REALLY take care of you.”
Leo- "This is what happens when you make things about YOU.”
Virgo- “Keep your shit together, I don’t wanna have to clean this up.”
Libra- “ Ha. I suppose this is what they mean when they say I’m charismatic.”
Scorpio- "I told you I don’t take betrayal lightly.”
Sagittarius- "The funny thing is, you still can’t ruin my fucking day!”
Capricorn- “You should have known better than to fuck with my plans.”
Aquarius- “No one can match my train of thought. It’s the perfect murder.”
Pisces- “…aw fuck, I should have let you say goodbye. I’m such a dick.”
… I wonder how they thought these up …
Thought them up? Excuse you, I do some extensive research in the field. You people think I just write things all willy nilly? I think not.
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