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damn my freshman roommate in college was this super cute christian girl who was so sweet like i think she was born from jesus’ tears on the cross anyway one night i was 1000000% sure she had left to stay with a friend so i took a shower and came back and turned the lights off and watched weird porn with the volume all the way up for like three hours and then like came four times and as i was getting ready to go to sleep i heard her turn over in her bed.